Does anyone want my Playstation 3?

I hate it so much. It annoys me, and I'm absolutely rubbish at all the games. I'm talking proper rubbish. I mean, I get killed on James Bond Goldeneye about 30 times for every death I inflict. Do you know what that does to my confidence and self esteem? Normally the only people I can kill are away from their console, so their character is just standing there like a sitting duck. Yeah, standing like a sitting duck - or sitting like a standing duck, or whatever. Just f*ck off, Sony.

Anyway, it's free to anyone who can collect it from England.